In that case, more power to you! My own father tried to teach me how to play soccer, but gave up when he realized that my body type was meant for video games, not sports played on grassy fields.
In that case, more power to you! But keep your own pee the hell away from me.
If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? Todd Carney, a Rugby league player, was fired after photos of him pissing into his own mouth surfaced on the internet.
Why aren't men, as a colleague pointed out, eating their own fecal matter or sucking on used tampons? Why aren't men, as a colleague pointed out, eating their own fecal matter or sucking on used tampons? Because who cares about future employment? The people who saw the first instance of bubbling, by the way, were maybe not as enthused as the young man in question.