Celebrities attempt world record

A list celebrities across the globe were invited to Regents Park, London yesterday to take part in the Family Week World Record Picnic Attempt...

Unfortunately none of them could make it - but Norris McWhirter breathed a sigh of relief when Vanessa Feltz walked in.

Idiots! Inviting Vanessa to a picnic eating contest is like throwing a lion into a paddling pool full of gravy covered babies.

Here she is with her boyfriend Benfromphatsandsmall who got the wrong invitation and turned up partying like it was 1918.