Three Musketeers premiere: Orlando Bloom, Take That, Milla Jovovich and two Spooks

Did you know Richard Blackwood is Naomi Campbell's step-brother? Amazing. Anyway, here's the premiere of Three Musketeers, a film that definitely needed to be remade. People have been asking for it for years. It's pretty hard to have a conversation about film without someone saying 'Three Musketeers? That should definitely be remade, no question in my mind'. Hollywood would have been crazy not to. It's basically a license to print money.

Especially when you make it with airships. The idea of Athos, Porthos and Nandos fighting their way through 17th century France without an airborne galleon is just ridiculous. Oh, and Athos should have a ginger beard in real life.

Anyway, here they all are, Richard Blackwood and three-fifths of Take That, Milla Jovovich, Gemma Merna, Chloe 'Horsier than SJP' Sims, Daniel Roche, Freddie Fox, Gabriella Wilde, Keeley Hawes, Luke Evans, Matthew Macfayden, Orlando Bloom, Paul WS Anderson, Ray Stevenson, and Ronan Parke.

Also featuring; Joey Essex and the Mystery of the Bellybutton Height Trouser Gang.