WHERE'S THE LUNCHEON MEAT?

Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon: Michelle Williams wears Victoria Beckham dress

Mmmmm, Martine McLuncheon meat... We're not really sure what goes on at the Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon, but we imagine it's George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Michelle Williams and Meryl Streep filling up around the cold meat tray. Williams is more of a prosciutto kinda gal, whereas Pitt goes for cold turkey and Clooney likes a nice pork sausage. Obviously Michael Fassbender and his luncheon truncheon wasn't in attendance since, along with Ryan Gosling, he was mistakenly missed from the nominations list.

So, you've already seen the 2012 Oscar nominations list - and here they all are gathered together before the big event while the judges stir up shit just to add to the tension - ie, 'Hey, Michelle, Rooney Mara was just slagging off your dress'. She wouldn't be wrong - we've seen the actress looking better than she does in this Victoria Beckham 'rain cloud' number. Obviously still looks amazing, but she's always struck us as more of a classically chic girl.

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