Victoria's Secret fashion show: Miranda Kerr & pals wear underwear, Jay-Z & Kanye watch

Every year, ladies smalls manufacturers Victoria's Secret throw a big fashion show, which is a bit like the Gok Wan clothes roadshow we'll all be more familiar with, except with supermodels in million dollar bras being watched by Jay-Z instead of Jill from Swindon in a Dorothy Perkins twin-piece being watched by the manager of Greggs. If you could try to imagine. It's both an entertaining and informative event - for instance, not only do we get to enjoy the spectacle of seeing Miranda Kerr wearing feathery wings, but we also get a lesson in gravity - did you know that it only takes one small piece of fabric to hold up a medium-ish breast? Incredible.

Although Miranda Kerr was given the task of wearing the $2.5 million Fantasy Treasure Bra on her chest, other models included Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Chanel Iman, Liu Wen, Anne Vyalitsyna and Doutzen Kroes. Meanwhile, in the audience we had Debbie Harry, Cuba Gooding Jr., Tyson Beckford, Maxwell, Donna Karan, Jay Z, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj and Adam Levine of Maroon 5, the latter quartet of which also performed on stage alongside the models. Poor ol' Minaj. 

There's definitely something slappable about Adam Levine's face, isn't there? Smug prick. Kanye looks like a make-a-wish kid and Jay-Z is just thinking 'my wife looks better'. We hope anyway.