Rihanna smoking on holiday in Hawaii: BUT IS IT DRUGS? We investigate
If you look carefully at the above pictures, you'll see that in professional singer Rihanna's left hand is a hand-rolled cigarette/cigar. Except there's something different about this particular cigarette.
Just look at the slight curve of her back perhaps due to an unusually heavy spine, the way her eyelids are drooping as if they were too heavy for her forehead, and of course her right hand, which it's safe to say is laying extremely heavily in her lap.
Any jazz flautist will see these signs and immediately realise that it can only mean one thing. That's no ordinary cigarette. IT'S A BONGO JOINT.
Yet for some reason, as if the sexually charged popstar's heavy hand, heavy spine and droopy eyelids weren't proof enough for an immediate arrest by local Hawaiian authorities on their own, Rihanna went on Twitter at the same time the pictures were taken and boasted about how much she enjoys 'kush', WHICH IS ANOTHER WORD FOR MARIJUANA.
"Kush rolled, glass full...I prefer the better things!"
Some of you will be sitting there reading this and thinking that maybe she's just quoting the lyrics to a Drake song, but you're still young and naive, with so much to learn. The rest of us know full well that Rihanna's flagrant abuse of gateway drugs is out of control, and that if it isn't stopped now, it's going to be our children who suffer. Drugs? Sex? Murder? Genocide? Homosexuality? Almost certainly all of them.
For those of you who don't (OR WON'T) believe the effects a marijuana smoke can have on a person, just have a look at this message posted by Rihanna BEFORE SHE'D EVEN LIT THE DEMON'S PIPE:
"Cuz of u I'm on some real fuck a nigga shit!"
"So what nigga, I'm not tryna hear that shit!"
"U wanna be my main squeeze nigga, don't ya?"
She's on some real 'fuck a nigga shit'. Even she admits it. The Devil is at work here people. The Devil*.
*Or there's a possibility we (and the rest of the media) are simply making something out of nothing. YEAH SURE.
