Petra Ecclestone has more lavish wedding than Kim Kardashian
Just ten days after Kim Kardashian got married to Some Bloke in a lavish and super-tasteful manner, it seems her attempt at Wedding of the Year has been trumped by Bernie Ecclestone’s daughter Petra and her man-bride, James Stunt. Petra, by the way, is only 22. Tough paper round, eh, Pet?
The wedding, at the same castle that saw the 100% genuine Cruise-Holmes nuptials in 2006, is reported to have cost somewhere in the region of £5million. That might seem a lot to you, us and all the starving babies in the world, but Petra just spunked £85million on her new LA home so it’s all relative.
Petra’s wedding dress is reported to be worth around £130,000, so we can only assume it is made of cocaine and diamonds. Which is lucky, because we can’t think of anything heiresses love more (except maybe Daddy, obviously).
But who shows up to a wedding like this? Well, the Hilton sisters (but of course) were there, as well as Sarah Ferguson and Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, who were presumably invited to class things up a bit. Execrable bastards the Black Eyed Peas were there, too, having been paid £800,000 to perform at the reception. There’s a whole list of things we’d pay the Black Eyed Peas to do (slap each other, do a poo on Will.i.am’s wooden floor, go away forever) but performing isn’t one of them.
The wedding guests reportedly quaffed bottles of Chateau Petrus, which costs £6,500 a BOTTLE, before bludgeoning a bunch of orphans to death and laughing at videos of dole queues. Oh and then David Guetta DJ’d for a whole two hours.
Christ. We could have done a classier do for five grand.
