Out in London last night: Kate Moss, the X Factor lot, Kerry Katona and Russell Grant

What were you doing last night? Cooking? Cleaning? Trying to keep an argument from becoming GBH? Trying to turn an argument into GBH? Whatever you were doing, it's almost certain that out in London, a celebrity was doing it better.

Walking? Janine from EastEnders was doing that brilliantly (along with a man we suspect to be Matt Berry) Riding a bike? Vivienne Westwood had that well covered. Leaving your house? Gwen Stefani excelled. Wearing clothes that make you look like you were dressed by the special class at a local playgroup? Geri and Fearne had that down to a tee.

Also, Russell Grant wearing a Mexican denim poncho, Nicola Roberts performing at Carphone warehouse and Jamie Hince smoking a cigarette.