OK! magazine christmas party, nip-slips, TOWIE, Katona, Cundy and Heaton ahoy!

Like any office Christmas party, OK! magazine invited everyone on the payroll, unwrapped the cocktail sausages, popped the Cava and toasted another year of scraping by before a lady whose name no one could really recall slipped her breast out and put it in a cup of Mr Whippy. Merry Christmas all!

Despite the weekly features about the state of Jennifer Aniston's uterus, it's our very own z-listers that are OK! magazine's main bread and butter, so what better way to reward them for spending at least a couple of minutes per week speaking on the phone to a ghost writer than to thrown a big piss-up where they can behave in exactly the fashion that made them famous in the first place. It's the jolly old cycle of life.

So, in the mix, looking largely cheaper than a bauble from Poundland, we have Lauren Pope, Helen Mirren, Aldo Zilli and his equally matched wife, Kerry Katona, another two Atomic Kittens, Danielle Brown, Lizzie Cundy, Gary Cockrill, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Lauren Goodger, Lucien Laviscount, Chelsee Healey, Maria Fowler, Nicola McLean, Simon Webbe, Elen Rivas, The Risk, Chloe Green, Bucks Fizz , the Hollyokas brigade, Bianca Gascoigne, Arg, Sarah Cawood, Amy Childs, and Claire Powell pitching to the publishers that the mag might as well just go ahead and change its name to CAN.

We hope Mrs Whippy Tits got home OK. Is she from Loose Women? She must be, surely.