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London Last Night: TOWIE, Pixie, Tinie, Preggie Peachie and more

In central London you're never more than a metre away from a DJ or six foot from a rat. Minor celebrities are a tiny bit more spread out, except for Geldofs because there are more of them. 

So, last night, while you were at home simply dreaming about mint-based cocktails and goats cheese tartlets, London's finest celebrities were out LIVING IT. Except for Peaches, who is pregnant - no alcohol or unpasteurised milky treats for her. She was out at the May Fair hotel for the Muppets premiere after party, while her sister was in Shoreditch for an Instyle party. 

Who else was out last night? We've got Alexandra Burke, Chipmunk, Diana Vickers, Emeli Sande, Gary Numan, Georgia Salpa, Henry Holland, Jameela Jamil, Joey Essex, Labrinth, Laura Whitmore, Leah Weller, Little Mix, Marina Diamandis, Matt Smith, Melissa George, Misha B, Mollie King, Mz Bratt, Naomie Harris, Nat Weller, Olivia Grant, Olly Murs, Plan B, Rizzle Kicks, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Tinie Tempah and Wretch 32.

In your face, Hollywood.

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