London last night: Noomi Rapace plays with fire, cuts her foot

Look, it only took one night out in London to turn Noomi Rapace into one of us. Welcome, Noomi - you're never going home, not now you've tasted the delights of The Box. Let us quickly introduce you to some of the other faces you'll come across whilst out on the town...

The person with Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child is called Amelia Lily and probably won't be worth remembering from Monday anyway, the girl with the large lolly pop head who's stood outside an adult shop isn't actually a stripper, her name's Dionne Bromfield, the chap with the umbrella is called George Lamb, he's not wearing a bow tie but he does normally, the lady in the dressing gown is Kerry Katona, look her up when you've got a space day or two, the one with the goodie bag and full body vajazzle is Amy Childs, and that glamorous looking beauty in the grey furry jacket is our very best, most a-list celeb, Lizzie Cundy.

Enjoy!