Celebrity bikini round-up, who spent the break letting it hang out in the beach?

Well look at what a jolly Christmas this lot had. How lovely for them, although we're sure they missed some of the festive traditions we got to experience back in Blighty - probably Quality Streets and pigs in blankets more so than projectile vomiting, delayed trains due to bodies on the tracks and judgemental teetotal aunts.

Since those pictures of Katy Perry on the beach in Hawaii cost £250 (around the same price as a divorce - cough cough), we'll have to make to with seeing more of Stephanie Seymour's butt, Simon Cowell's chest, Jon Bon Jovi on a sun lounger with Bill Clinton's book Back to Work, Mischa Barton actually looking pretty hot - albeit in a bikini that will give her weird tan-lines, Melissa George with way more clothes than we've seen her in recently, Zac Braff having a topless jog and Marc Jacobs and his sexy porn star boyfriend.

Bastards, the lot of them.