Bikini ahoy: Rosie H-W, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens & Stephanie Seymour on the beach

Poor celebs, missing out on the glorious January sales and suffering from jet lag just so they can have a little bit of Caribbean sunshine. If you squint your eyes and look out of the window, you can probably pretend you're there - in their hotel suite's wet room at least...

So, on the beach and relaxing from all the hard work they may (Cowell) or may not (Barton) do, we have Jason Statham punching above his weight like a true fighting hero with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Jessica Alba looking like she didn't spend half of 2011 pregnant, Vanessa Hudgens getting more action than we saw her get with Zac Efron, Tom Felton and his girlfriend, Michelle Keegan and Statham-in-the-making Max George from The Wanted, Anthony Kiedis on a surfboard, Flea on a surfboard, Gary Lineker actually praying to the lord for his continued good fortune, Lance Bass and Marc Jacobs in short shorts-off (Jacobs wins), Tamara's melons, Lizzie Cundy looking sexy as ever, the aforementioned Simon Cowell and Mischa Barton, and Stephanie Seymour looking better than them all put together.

:(((