BGC charity day: Prince Harry, Kelly Brook, Boris Johnson, Cheeky Girls and Ronnie Wood
Investment bankers, like Chris Brown, seem have been forgiven for any mishaps they may have been involved in a few years ago. It's all smiles and laughter now. Just look at this lot here. Ho ho ho, Buy buy buy, sell sell sell, package mortgages in such a way as to have no real idea of their value, ho ha ho. What fun, eh Marcus?
Still, this event by BGC International Stockbroking Global Stockbrokers is for charity, so it's all fine. Attended by Prince Harry, who apparently closed the world's largest foreign exchange deal while he was there, worth £15.5 billion, the event is in memory of all the Cantor Fitzgerald staff who died when a few naughty buggers kind of on purpose rammed two planes into their New York bureau back in 2001.
Anyway, aside from Harry and his Hewitt inspired face and hair, there were the Cheeky Girls wearing almost nothing, Boris Johnson holding two phones, Peter Andre, Chris Evans, Kelly Brook, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie alongside their mother, Prince Fergus, Tara Palmer Tomkinson, Tess Daly, the ever relevant Lisa Snowdon, Emma Noble, Nancy Sorrell, Ronnie Wood, Duffy, Eva Herzigova and Sophie Ellis Bextor.
Incidentally, if a single one of them actually had anyone on the other end of those phones we'd be amazed.
Couple of things whilst perusing this shower of shit:
That cheeky girl in pic 17 is either having a stroke, or she's doing a very unfair impression of Lembit.
and it appears Elen Rivas has put her legs on the wrong feet.
that is all there is to say about that
Agree that almost all of them are clearly gurning for the camera with a dead phone, but Andre has clearly just been stumped by someone on the phone asking who he is. Also, I'll need to double check my book of revelation, but I'm pretty sure that a charity event for stockbrokers comes just before rivers of blood in the signs of a coming apocalypse.