Sinead O'Connor back with her husband, Christmas gift of crack now forgiven
There was a tear in the eye of a surprised nation last week when it was revealed Sinead O'Connor had split up with her husband of 16 days. People simply refused to believe that the singer's attempt to buy drugs on her wedding night, a trip that 'went badly wrong' and ended up with her and her new husband (a drugs counsellor) being handed a bag of crack was to blame for the split.
Everyone figured it must be some otherworldly, malevolent force, or a string of cosmically unfortunate incidents rather than just Sinead's sky-high spike of momentary selfishness that was keeping them both from being truly happy. Except Sinead that is. Sinead knew she'd been a rascal.
Luckily though it seems that's all behind her now as, according to her OVER 18s ONLY Twitter, she has made up with Barry Herridge and they are now just like every other pair of newlyweds: living together, having lots of sex, and going to counselling.
"Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend
"guess whohad a mad love making affair with her own husband last night?
"Yay!!! we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend again an stay married but we did rush so we gonna return to b friend g friend
"an be sickenly happy an go counsellin an move in in like a yr like regular people.. but stay married an we all in love an fuck every other
"motherufcker who dont like it.. so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me... fuck who no like it.. God is good!
"so sinead got laid!!!
"an all well.
"yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! And... me go LA tomorrow!! hurraay!!
So there you go, another Christmas miracle. In January.
