Paris Hilton wins $30,000 playing blackjack - oh f*ck off

We thought we'd share this news with you: Paris Hilton won $30,000 while playing blackjack in Vegas. That is all. Hilton leaves us dead inside so we don't even feel resentful, just slightly curious about how much she had to put down to win that amount - she's too thick to card count. Anyway, we wanted to confirm that good things do happen to bad people - very bad loathsome people, so go for your life with any naughty behaviour. But remember, you've got to be in it to win it. And when we say 'in it', we mean a spoilt brat.