Nadine Coyle rebrands herself Nadine 2.0, because obv it's her name that's the problem

Girls Aloud fans, gynecologists, the general public - everyone's down with the coil Coyle these days, which might be why it's been chucked out the window and replaced with Nadine 2.0. But what can we expect from the upgraded version of the artist formerly known as Nadine? Is she now like the main character in the Sky series Jake 2.0 who got infected with nanobots and gained super powers? Or will she be the same person but just with slightly enhanced annoyingness? No need for an answer there.

According to The Sun, Nadine 2.0 has rebranded herself for the launch of her new single, Sweetest High after the commercial flop of her debut solo album, Insatiable, which was available exclusively through Tesco.

Talking to the paper, she said:

"I'm working on a Celine Dion project - her comeback. Her people contacted my people and now I'm doing that.

“And I wrote another song for my album with a great producer and he contacted me saying Aretha Franklin wanted to try my song. It's amazing to me that song writing is an actual job."

Sounds like Nadine 2.0 might simply have the added ability to bullshit. She should've just changed her middle name to 'contraceptive'.

To be honest, if any Girls Aloud member wants to make a song and dance about their reinvention, we're gonna let that be the newly rehabilitated Sarah Harding.