EVER GET THAT FEELING YOU'RE DROWNING IN SYRUP?

Katie Price's old PR team made up and spread lies about her, according to her new team

Imagine if you had to make your entire life public just to earn a wage. Not just the usual mindless Facebook 'ate a piece of toast, was a bit burnt FML', but everything of even the slightest importance. It's got to be exhausting. Especially after doing pretty much the same stuff, albeit with different people, for a decade.

Of course, every single decision you made would be passed through your PR team, who would decide whether to 'leak' it, make a public statement about it, or whether to simply continue quietly crying in a corner at the horrible turn their lives had taken. Just imagine having to depend on stories of other people's day-to-day activities just to make a living. Just imagine.

In other, non-related news, it seems that Katie Price's old management team at CAN were responsible for spreading vicious lie about the woman-of-no-specific-job-title after she was with them. Many of you won't give two shits about KP, but there are others of you out there whose children she's putting through school. You need to know what happened. Which is why a man called Neville Hendricks (originally of CAN, now part of KP's current management team) has decided to reveal all:

"The reason why I apologised to Katie Price was that certain people you I had worked with were feeding untrue and damaging stories to the press without my or Nicola Partridge knowledge (sic).

"I am going to back up this statement with documentation so that no one can challenge it. I will give you more tomorrow [12th January]."

So excited. What could these stories be? Which of Katie Price's stories were deliberately leaked and/or completely fabricated? It's hard to believe anyone would be so unscrupulous. Or at least, so say her new management, Black Sheep Associates:

"Kate has been aware for some time that people that used to be close to her have provided false and/or confidential information to the press.

"This information has been designed to deliberately damage her and has caused immense damage and distress. Kate has had to think about the issues that will be raised by dealing with these matters and is taking advice from her lawyers and family."

"Thank you to all those that have disbelieved many of the stories that have been circulated by those with their own agenda."

That's right, the severe lack of interest in KP by all branches of the media (except this one apparently) has meant her PRs have actually started to cannibalise each other. Not sure how this is going to help them make money, but then again, what do we know? Time to call the lawyers.

EDIT: We stand corrected. We'd originally stated that Katie was still with CAN when they apparently started circulating the false stories, but it has since been pointed out to us that she had in fact left them and they were instead acting for her ex-husband Peter Andre at the time.

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