I'm a Celeb Get Me Out Of Here: full contestant list, now includes rumours!

After watching a lot of Bear Grylls recently, we've got some truly amazing ideas for Who Wants To Be A Celebrity In The Forest? or whatever it's called. Basically, you put all the contestants through a gruelling SAS training regime before crushing three of their vertebrae in a parachuting accident. Can you imagine what great TV that would make? Imagine seeing Natalie Cassidy crawling across the forest floor on her hands and knees, face wracked with a pain like none she's never felt before, just so she can piss in a hole in the ground while a TV crew looks on, regardless. We smell BAFTA.

So, as you may have guessed, the rumours for this year's I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (IACGMOOH) have started swirling, and in fact we've actually got a list of those who've supposedly been flown over to Australia in preparation for the series. Of course, this means it also includes reserves for the show and, in some cases, people simply going on holiday.

Anyway, here it is:
Natalie Cassidy 
Freddie Starr 
Mark Wright [TOWIE]
Lorraine Chase [Emmerdale]
Crissy Rock [famous in Benidorm apparently]
Antony Cotton [Coronation Street]
Imogen Thomas
Jedward
Sinitta [Apparently she's now pulled out]
Dannii Minogue
Aaron Carter [Crush On You]
Kris Smith [Dannii Minogue's partner] 
Georgia Salpa 
Stefanie Powers [Hart to Hart]
Willie Carson [the ex-jockey]
Dougie Poynter [McFly]
Jessica Jane Clement [The Real Hustle, probably spend most of her time under the waterfall]
Fatima Whitbred [semi-bearded former Olympic javelinist
AND
Samantha Mumba.

So, what do you reckon to that then? Punch the screen? Sell your TV? Refuse to pay your license (despite the fact it's on ITV)? No grand gestures planned? 

Incidentally, here's Bear Grylls eating a grub. Don't watch it if you're easily sick. Best description of food we've ever heard though, if you do manage to make it through.