OOPS, DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN...

Whitney Houston and Cheryl Cole upstaged by John and Edward on X Factor

Fellow Girls Aloud members (apart form Nadine) turned up to support Cheryl Cole as she performed on X Factor last night (9/10 for outfit, 3.5/10 for performance). Whitney Houston was mentoring and also performing, but it looked like she was having whatever it was Robbie Williams enjoyed before his performance last week...

After all the 'controversy' over Cheryl not performing or singing live on the show, in the end she sang half of her new single live and mimed the rest (and we were thankful for that part). But did it really matter in that costume?

Meanwhile, Whitney sang her new single 'Million Dollar Bill' live but suffered a wardrobe malfunction half way through as her dress almost fell off and when Dermot O'Leary chatted to her after the performance, she didn't quite seem the full ticket.

So to conclude, we think it's fair to say that these two wiped the floor with them both...

  • iamarabbit says...

    I don't know, women (and some men) have been making easy money dancing around with their twats hanging out for centuries...
    Wasn't Nadine the singer in Girls Aloud?

  • iamarabbit says...

    Thank you! It's been bugging the crap out of me all week...

  • walsingham says...

    She looks a right fucking mess. Wish she'd go and drown in a vat of L'Oreal - because she ain't worth a penny...

  • Blartmonster says...

    Does anyone really watch this shit and expect maestro performances?

    You gullible cunts

  • retrovertigo says...

    They feed off attention, and, left long enough, will suddenly grow to about 100 feet tall and turn into a double-headed, tone-deaf hydra that starts ripping the heads off people and letting rip with an ear-splitting death rattle. And on its back, holding the reins will be Louis Walsh, laughing maniacally and shooting beams from a massive, phallus-shaped staff.

  • degzy says...

    I think Whitney had been at Bobby's stash. She looked slightky off her head to me. Those twins are a pain in the arse, in fact I think we should invade Ireland. There's no place on TV for those pair of twats. At least with the cheeky girls you could rip one off while they were on, but those tossers just make me switch over.

  • fuckwit says...

    Whtiney looks like Col Gadaffi

  • shitcunt says...

    I'd slide down a barbed wire banister just to sniff the steam off her piss!

  • thepest says...

    Why is she dressed like M.Bison from Street Fighter?

  • JOHNRBUK says...

    circus hooker?

  • britt.read says...

    Until Saturday.....THE IDEA of twins in PVC was a fantasy of mone.........Well that is sorted!

    Whitney should record a duet with Robbie.......for a Coke advert.....

  • BonnyWill says...

    Badly

  • dandyboy says...

    She looks like she's auditioning for a place in Sigue Sigue Sputnik.

  • dandyboy says...

    She looks like she's auditioning for a place in Sigue Sigue Sputnik.

  • BonnyWill says...

    Badly

  • britt.read says...

    Until Saturday.....THE IDEA of twins in PVC was a fantasy of mone.........Well that is sorted!

    Whitney should record a duet with Robbie.......for a Coke advert.....

  • JOHNRBUK says...

    circus hooker?

  • thepest says...

    Why is she dressed like M.Bison from Street Fighter?

  • shitcunt says...

    I'd slide down a barbed wire banister just to sniff the steam off her piss!

  • fuckwit says...

    Whtiney looks like Col Gadaffi

  • degzy says...

    I think Whitney had been at Bobby's stash. She looked slightky off her head to me. Those twins are a pain in the arse, in fact I think we should invade Ireland. There's no place on TV for those pair of twats. At least with the cheeky girls you could rip one off while they were on, but those tossers just make me switch over.

  • retrovertigo says...

    They feed off attention, and, left long enough, will suddenly grow to about 100 feet tall and turn into a double-headed, tone-deaf hydra that starts ripping the heads off people and letting rip with an ear-splitting death rattle. And on its back, holding the reins will be Louis Walsh, laughing maniacally and shooting beams from a massive, phallus-shaped staff.

  • Blartmonster says...

    Does anyone really watch this shit and expect maestro performances?

    You gullible cunts

  • walsingham says...

    She looks a right fucking mess. Wish she'd go and drown in a vat of L'Oreal - because she ain't worth a penny...

  • iamarabbit says...

    Thank you! It's been bugging the crap out of me all week...

  • iamarabbit says...

    I don't know, women (and some men) have been making easy money dancing around with their twats hanging out for centuries...
    Wasn't Nadine the singer in Girls Aloud?

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