Scarlet Johansson models for Mango

Scarlett Johnsson is the new face of Mango. No, she isn't an ambassador for exotic fruit, but the Spanish clothing range.

Fashionistas may be interested to learn that:

"For this season Mango is adding 1980s influences to its collection. Shoulder lines are accentuated on suit jackets and outer garments, while the silhouette becomes narrower in lower garments. There is an emphasis on slim-fit trousers, biker trousers, leggings and pencil skirts. The highlighted colours are black and grey, with the odd touch of cobalt blue and claret."

The other 99.999999% of Holy Moly readers will read that as:

"ljashd hjlala ahoahwoihjpaosdijvads ankjnasldapa ljadlkdsf trousers kjlkadjf sdlijdsf skirts. akjhdalkdl hd fh blue"

and just stare at her tits.

It is our duty to serve a wide spectrum of readers, we cannot discriminate against people who don't know what cobalt blue is, but like staring at large boobs.