Pixie Lott mistaken for cowboy, scratches crotch
OMG!!!11 A real live cowboy on the street!!! Oh no, wait a minute... it's just Pixie Lott.
Here's the Milkybar Kid Pixie Lott on a photoshoot in Spain for everyone's favourite clothing range, Lipsy. Apparently Pixie is releasing her very own 'fashion' collection for the brand, with two contrasting looks: Pixie Party and Pixie Festival. Watch out, Kate Moss!
We can't quite work out which look Pixie is fashioning in these pictures, though - party or festival? Unless they just forgot to tell us about the Pixie Western range.
A lot of thought has been put into the photoshoot itself, however. They've gone all the way to Spain to snap the popstar walking along a zebra crossing. To top it all off, Pixie had a good itch while she was at it.
Classy bird.
Dirty cunt. Literally.
Impending name change Picks Alott then?
Can't women even scratch their own chuffs now without upsetting somebody? Get a fucking grip!
I think that's what she thinks is "festival", as it involves a hat. Not a jester hat, granted, but oh well. Also, celebrities are the only people who actually wear stuff like that at festivals and manage to remain fairly clean. Those without VIP areas are usually squelching around in wellies, eating rain-soaked botulism burgers and trying to find the energy and will to do something "random".