Mystery celebrity up for Worst Tattoo Ever Award
Can you guess the mystery celebrity with possibly the world's worst tattoo that not even two coats of cuprinol can detract the attention away from...
Unfortunately we are unable to name the offender, due to a particular ban imposed several weeks ago which we were forced to break yesterday due to a slow news day and a very bad outfit.
While we accept that this is in fact the very worst tattoo that we've ever seen, we still can't believe that this was done within the last year and not at least two decades ago...
All this goes to prove is that some cunts have too much money for their teeny lickle brains to handle, and that fuckwits do get shit tattoos done
The only reason Frankie Fuckwit needs a new kidney is because one is fucked up from all the fucking juice she necks down, and the other is too fucking embarassed to be associated with a leech anymore and has fucking legged it
I think you're missing a few words here Mopsa.
Instead of 'mystery celebrity', it should clearly read 'it's a mystery why this talentless waste of space is considered a celebrity'.....
Rev I was thinking the same thing...nasty case of jaundice she has there. Poor wee idiot that she obviously is.
I feel awful, for months I've been ripping the shit out of Frankie Saturday and it turns out she needs a new kidney....forgive me Frankie Saturday, forgive meeeeee !
With her new vow of celibacy, perhaps Lady Gaga could have "protracted, southerly dry spells".
I'm going to get "strong winds" inked on my arse, I think.
That's clarse.
With meteorology evidently in fashion, I'm getting 'Sunny Periods' on my inner thigh
So we should really be reading the Daily Mail for up to the minute Gossip? Well fuck that.
Could it be the Saturdays' Frankie Sandford by any chance?
My super sleuth detective skills (i.e. googling 'sunshine and showers' tattoo) revealed this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1258840/The-Saturdays-Frankie-Sandford-pays-tribute-grandmother-new-tattoo.html