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Mark Croft continues his transformation into a stubbly ballsack, admits being greedy

Mark Croft carried on making his children's first experience of the internet a moment of abject embarrassment by selling Kerry Katona even further down the river. This week he talks about the coke and the cash...

In his second cash-in with the News Of The World he again denies being her coke dealer (hhmmm) and blames the whole sorry shebang on Kerry, despite publicly denying her drug use whilst married.

Hell hath no fury like a leech without a vein.

As well as coming out with such gems as:

"I've had the life of Riley - but I was a big time pillock"

Croft also revealed how he spent £1.4million of Kerry's money on cars, bikes, watches and other expensive stuff that failed to make him look like anything other than a doorman. He even lost £35,000 on exchanging a Ferrari after 30 days because it wouldn't fit in the Sainsbury's car park.

"I spent £135,000 on it and it was crap. I couldn't get it up car park ramps. I couldn't get out at Sainsbury's because it was too wide. My Lamborghini cost £110,000 and couldn't get over speed bumps. I went on a Porsche driving experience to drive the new 911 turbo and came back with an Aston Martin V8 Vantage (£67,000)."

But the best bit in the interview (which you can read here) is where he has a go at her for not being worried for him when robbers locked them in a bathroom while they ransacked their house (A crime which mysteriously has never been solved).

"They locked us in the bathroom, gave us milk for Heidi and fags for Kez and pushed the pool table against the door. They got away with £23,000 worth of stuff including her £9,000 engagement ring - but she never asked me if I was OK, Kez wasn't like that. It was all about her, she is selfish."

Amazing. The pictures will make you sick as a dog if your knackered old banger is up for it's MOT anytime soon.

And tel you what guys... phwoar!

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