Katie Price brings a touch of class and dignity to the Dublin VIP awards
Katie Price was the guest of honour at the VIP Style Awards in Dublin last night. The organisers didn't really think that through much did they?
Inviting Katie Price to something called the VIP Style Awards is like inviting Bin Laden to the "Misunderstood Men Awards" in Washington.*
Here she is woofing around at Krystals nightclub (it really is called that) after the awards with her friend Lara Casey who, judging on looks alone, must be a billionaire socialite and philanthropist.
The night ended at 5am when they fell into their hotel.
More VPL Bile than VIP Style.
Other attendees were Shane from Boyzone and Michelle Heaton, but who the hell can be arsed to write about them?
*Doesn't really exist but should.
I like the fact I can either state the argument forth of why the unterclass cite the said 'glamour' model Miss Price as a role model in their pitiful, talentless, opportunity-limited lives, or I can just call the rancid orange shit a complete cunt
I'd give him the fucking keys ! he'd obviously be doing a better job than me as I'd invited the evil slag in the first place.
If I owned a club and one of my bouncers turned her away I'd give the guy a fucking medal and a raise.
That's what I like about HM: a well-reasoned, balanced argument
Ah but the women who cite her as a role model are generally illiterate chav morons so their frame of reference is pretty limited when it comes to choosing role models. In fact over the last couple of years it was really a toss-up between Jordan & Jade and while Jordan is a horrendous, orange coloured, silicone fueled, whore piece at least she doesn't look like Kojak....hence her "popularity" among the proletariat masses.
If she's so ghastly - and she is - why do women over and over again cite Jordan as a 'role model'? Surely British women don't just crave the big knockers, white teeth, altered features... or is it all her money that makes her a role model? Or just that she's famous?
I'm going back to the Telegraph crossword now
Well, the guy in pic five tried to stop her getting in. Bit of a bouncer fail. I expect he got the sack.
Hold on, when the fuck was it decided that Katie Price had friends?
Depends, if it was in North Dublin there's a fair chance she could be considered a VIP compared to the locals.
Such a classy woman and a great role model
Where's the tangoed wingnut? isn't he vip enough yet.
Skank licks blow-up-doll. Gets photographed. The end.