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Katie Price and Alex Reid surprisingly decide to sell their next wedding for £1million

The wife of Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid is planning on selling the picture rights for their next wedding for £1million. It's almost like they knew the legality of the first marriage would be put into question isn't it? 

Following the sex scandal of the Vegas vicar that married them a couple of weeks ago, Katie Price is planning on selling the UK wedding to the highest bidder - and reckons they could coin in about £1million.

"It gives me the opportunity to have another wedding in the UK. This time we're going to do it properly. It will be huge."

Are we really now expected to believe the original "Oh No! Katie and Alex's wedding may not be legal" didn't come from someone with the surname Reid or Price? I mean, for fuck's sake.

I really think we could be at a turning point with the whole Katie Price circus. Can everyone agree to not buy whatever magazine it appears in?

Pretty please with sugar on top?

Phwoar #2 eh lads! etc

  • koshmar says...

    Does she actually recognise her own kids? Has she been pictured with any of them over the last 12 months? At least the eldest one is totally delirious to anything happening, a bit like Alex/Roxanne I expect

  • PuddyTwat says...

    They're finished.

    Let them go screw themselves or (if Katie decides there's money in it) their kids.

  • dandyboy says...

    Or even worse, Dean Gaffney.

  • Mr Beefy says...

    What worries me is that she will probably breed again.

    Premiership footballer...washed up pop star...simpleton cage fighter.

    For fuck's sake, make it stop

  • captainbtn says...

    For another £50 she'll throw in pics of the son eating crisps off the floor like she lays out for him on every photo-shoot and then says it's his medical condition that makes him fat! If she ever divorces Alex the biggest fight will be custody of the strap-on.

  • lealeablue says...

    Her face is looking stranger by the day, she'll be morphing into Bride of Wildenstein soon.

  • retrovertigo says...

    Fucking hell. She is actually turning into Cruella De Ville from 101 Dalmations.

  • retrovertigo says...

    Fucking hell. She is actually turning into Cruella De Ville from 101 Dalmations.

  • lealeablue says...

    Her face is looking stranger by the day, she'll be morphing into Bride of Wildenstein soon.

  • captainbtn says...

    For another £50 she'll throw in pics of the son eating crisps off the floor like she lays out for him on every photo-shoot and then says it's his medical condition that makes him fat! If she ever divorces Alex the biggest fight will be custody of the strap-on.

  • Mr Beefy says...

    What worries me is that she will probably breed again.

    Premiership footballer...washed up pop star...simpleton cage fighter.

    For fuck's sake, make it stop

  • dandyboy says...

    Or even worse, Dean Gaffney.

  • PuddyTwat says...

    They're finished.

    Let them go screw themselves or (if Katie decides there's money in it) their kids.

  • koshmar says...

    Does she actually recognise her own kids? Has she been pictured with any of them over the last 12 months? At least the eldest one is totally delirious to anything happening, a bit like Alex/Roxanne I expect

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