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Move over Chantelle and Courtney, Jocelyn Wildenstein has a new doppelganger in town - France's first lady Carla Bruni...
Bruni, allegedly having an affair with singer Benjamin Bolay while Sarkozy is reportedly seeing politician Chantal Jouanno (his wife about five years ago), could be about to beat Lindsay Lohan by being only a few facelifts away from this...
I just love the way the French get to knob everyone they want without any ramifications.
Nope, that's just what you get when you inject your head full of botox and pull your ears so far backwards that you can actually tie them together behind your head.
You'll have to ask Minxy. I've never been further south than the Isle of Wight.... fnar.
edit : I have no idea why I thought that was remotely funny or even close to any kind of innuendo. It's only fucking 3 o'clock. My brain is fried already.
If you do that, can hear yourself think your darkest thoughts? I'm assuming, neurologically speaking, the nice ones are at the front of your head and the disturbing ones lurk at the very back.
Christ. How far can you sink? It's all very well coming here and calling celebrities cunts and making tasteless remarks about serious and some times tragic issues (The Cole's bust up, Jamie Bulger's mother and so forth) or deviant sexual practices but to stoop so low as to bring puppets into this and claim they in anyway look remotely like a plastic surgeried arse is just low, low, low! What next for fuck's sake? Animation? Alex Reid as Scooby Do? Leave it alone. It's a bad world out there and we have to build some boundaries to keep us sane. Don't listen to them Lady P. Don't you listen. You're lovely.
Woah. Bet Sarko's insisting she wears her heels so he doesn't have to look at her. She's got the face she deserves. I never thought she was a looker. She was just thin with cheekbones.
now now izudu, no need to get personal..at least I stick to shagging other plastic puppets and not french polititians or any members of Take That - oooh hang on, doesnt Mark Owen look like a plastic puppet?
Since when was the Cole's bust-up either Sad or Tragic?
Boring, Mundane, Predictable, yes, but NEVER Sad or Tragic.
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I've been ululating for weeks like a member of a Greek chorus.
No problem.
Since when was the Cole's bust-up either Sad or Tragic?
Boring, Mundane, Predictable, yes, but NEVER Sad or Tragic.
And thankyou Stella AT, you are a lovely lady yourself
now now izudu, no need to get personal..at least I stick to shagging other plastic puppets and not french polititians or any members of Take That - oooh hang on, doesnt Mark Owen look like a plastic puppet?
Fuking hell - Cheryl Cole in 10 years. And about fucking time
Woah. Bet Sarko's insisting she wears her heels so he doesn't have to look at her. She's got the face she deserves. I never thought she was a looker. She was just thin with cheekbones.
I like how the scale of shit plastic surgery seems to go from 0 - JW.
Christ. How far can you sink? It's all very well coming here and calling celebrities cunts and making tasteless remarks about serious and some times tragic issues (The Cole's bust up, Jamie Bulger's mother and so forth) or deviant sexual practices but to stoop so low as to bring puppets into this and claim they in anyway look remotely like a plastic surgeried arse is just low, low, low! What next for fuck's sake? Animation? Alex Reid as Scooby Do? Leave it alone. It's a bad world out there and we have to build some boundaries to keep us sane. Don't listen to them Lady P. Don't you listen. You're lovely.
If you do that, can hear yourself think your darkest thoughts? I'm assuming, neurologically speaking, the nice ones are at the front of your head and the disturbing ones lurk at the very back.
You'll have to ask Minxy. I've never been further south than the Isle of Wight.... fnar.
edit : I have no idea why I thought that was remotely funny or even close to any kind of innuendo. It's only fucking 3 o'clock. My brain is fried already.
Nope, that's just what you get when you inject your head full of botox and pull your ears so far backwards that you can actually tie them together behind your head.
JW looks a little bit like Lady Penelope:
only much, much worse.
Guffaw
Are ramifications the french version of durex?
I just love the way the French get to knob everyone they want without any ramifications.
Has that Wildenstein woman been in a terrible fire?