Ashley Cole asked Cheryl to wait until after the World Cup to split

As we slowly tire of dressing Ashley Cole up as a Sue Pollard and all the accompanying news regarding his alleged affairs and general bad behaviour, it's new being reported that he tried to get wife Cheryl to put off their separation until after the World Cup. But apparently this request made Cheryl "explode with rage" (not literally), so we assume the pair won't be reconciling in the near future...

And if they ever tried to, it would probably be over her hard, dead, cold body... *Shudders*

A source said:

"Cheryl hit the roof. She flew off the handle and he knew instantly he'd said the wrong thing once again."

Cole had suggested the idea before, with a text message, possibly illustrated with different angles of his cock, but it was rejected and he's since been banished from their mansion upon his return from the injury clinic in France.

Cole's now living in a 'secret London address', weeping with only these two for company (he has custody of them this week. And chosing their company over them)....